1.12.2006

A little Overdue

So there I was, trashing files and documents on my computer in which all it was doing was taking up space, when I come across the following. Funny with a touch of truth...and I completely forget I was going to post this, like, about 2 months ago. Oops!

Things I have learned from watching CNN about the hurricane coverage:

1. The hurricane only hit black families property.

2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was effected by the hurricane.

3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

4. New Orleans has no white people.

5. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

5. When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen tv.

7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements in New Orleans.

8. Now the city is on welfare and looter and gang free, because they are in your city.

9. Don’t give thanks to the thousand that came to rescue you, instead, bitch because the government hasn’t given you a debit card.

10. Only black families were separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.

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