Wocky Jabber

"Umpteen bureaux gossips. One mostly schizophrenic Jabberwocky auctioned off Mercury, because dogs telephoned umpteen irascible televisions, yet progressive elephants grew up partly cleverly. Pluto quickly untangles one almost obese botulism. Two speedy pawnbrokers sacrificed silly poisons, then five progressive botulisms laughed cleverly, yet irascible orifices tastes five silly Jabberwockies, because one speedy orifice laughed. The slightly bourgeois botulism very lamely auctioned off two televisions. Quixotic tickets mostly noisily marries one progressive orifice. The cats laughed, even though one Klingon towed pawnbrokers. Umpteen speedy orifices lamely bought two dogs.

Five irascible wart hogs abused Phil. Umpteen orifices kisses one silly pawnbroker. Umpteen schizophrenic bureaux auctioned off Paul, because two progressive Macintoshes noisily telephoned one pawnbroker, but five dwarves extremely quickly."

And for you Star Trek lovas'.....

"Vagh QaQ jonwI’S ah pe’vIl Suq tera’
Joq vatlh lotlhs HIv loS tlhaQ vetlhs.
Vagh qej bIQ’a’S ba’ jaS
Ach loS noSvaghs Suv wa’ ’ejyo’.
Vatlh neHmaHS qIQ.
LoS jej ’ejyo’S nep vatlh muDS
Joq loS yIHS chu’ QI’tomer.
Vagh rojmabs jaH.

Vatlh let meHS legh wa’ yuD ’u’.
LoS ah Dung Hoqra’S po’ tIj Qo’noS
’ach tera’ Suv vagh HoDS.

Wa’ Qut puch qoy’ ah jaS.
LoS nIQmeHS lon wa’ yIH.
Vatlh neHmaHS bol
Joq wa’ tlhIngan nom toj loS wo’S
’ach vagh loSDIch meHS Qagh
Ach vatlh vaghDich nIQmeHS jaH
’ach wa’ Qav nob qIp vatlh Dung rojmabs
Joq wa’ Hurgh qoy’."


My all time favorite line...
"Five schizophenic elephants abused about two Klingons."


Have a nice Day!